The latest installment of the Real Housewives franchise will be shot in Miami, and follow six women on their quest for cultural destruction. Though I believe the series may have peaked in Beverly Hills, which was filled with celebrity wives, self-made moguls and deranged former child stars, I do have hope for the new Miami cast. With even more reconstruction by plastic surgery than their predecessors, and an added pinch of Latin flavor, there's bound to be some weave/wig pulling. At the very least, there will be awkward floor humping, and a self-proclaimed witch straight out of a fairy tale. Or nightmare. Whichever is worse.
The new season of Real Housewives of Miami premieres Tuesday, February 22nd. Until then, we'll have to make do with the sneak peek.
