Fist pumping

As I’ve previously stated, “Jersey Shore” is so deliciously awful that it’s hard to ignore it, in the most painful way.  I was delighted to learn that not only is the JWOWW/Snooki spin-off in the works, but the entire cast will be heading to Italy for season four.

Unfortunately, it appears as if the spin-off will be scripted. Viewers will get to see both women struggle to “learn” how to write checks, and interact with men in business situations.  Thought it doesn’t sound like it’s past the realm of believability, Snooki has a book deal and JWOWW is in the middle of legal proceedings with her ex-boyfriend, so they must have some grasp on how the world works.   The thought provoking fights will revolve around Snooki’s inability to change toilet paper.

I’m more excited to see the cast land in Italy: their “homeland.”  Only half of the original cast members are full-blooded Italian, and I think it’s safe to say most people in Italy are not the mutated self-proclaimed Guidos, like those found roaming the beaches of the Jersey Shore.