Neither can Ken, who's in the process of trying to win back his longtime companion Barbie by V-day. The pair split in 2004 so that Barbie could "assert herself as an independent woman," according to Mattel. Seven years later, Ken is been flirting with his former flame via Facebook, and plastering billboards in Times Square and all over Los Angeles proclaiming his love. Sounds a bit unstable.
But perhaps they are a perfect match. According to her bio, Barbie has owned over 40 different pets, including a lion, a panda and a zebra. She has not had a normal and continuous career, opting instead to bounce around from job to job as a pilot, flight attendant, Nascar driver, doctor, astronaut, news anchor, etc. Sounds a bit unstable.
Check out the photo of Ken after his new makeover. What a douche.
