Monday, February 28, 2011

DWTS


Here's a break down of the "Dancing with the Stars" cast by the season sterotype:

Disney Channel star whose name escapes everyone: Chelsea Kane
Footballer: Hines Ward (Pittsburgh Steelers)
Washed up television star: Kirstie Alley (also, the weight challenged contestant of the season)
Aging extreme sports guy: Chris Jericho (WWE)
Complete unknown: Mike Catherwood (no idea)
Accomplished big name headliner: Petra Nemcova (supermodel)
80's icon who hasn't worked in years: Ralph Macchio (Karate Kid)
Famous person's spawn: Lil Romeo (Master P's son)
Sassy non-white woman: Wendy Williams (talk show host)
Old respected sports star: Sugar Ray Leonard
Attractive woman with a large chest: Kendra Wilkinson (Hugh Hefner's ex)

Not participating?  2010 Senate candidate from Delaware, Christine O'Donnell.  She's too busy writing a book about the election.  Shocking.