- Heidi and Seal is probably my favorite celebrity couple. They're so dorky together, but so perfect.
- Rihanna's dress is made of hawaiian leis. OK.
- Katy Perry is wearing angel wings. Why do other celebrities even bother to be campy when Lady Gaga arrives in an egg?
- Miley Cyrus's Roberto Cavalli dress shows off her dreamcatcher tattoo and sideboob. What provokes someone to request a tattoo like that?
- Will Smith's daughter has shoe laces coming out of her ponytail. When Ryan Seacrest pointed out the Miley Cyrus was standing behind her, she was nonplussed. I'll forgive the shoelaces.
- Ricky Martin's pants are so offensive that E! won't even let their cameras focus on them.
- John Mayer is channeling Johnny Depp in a pedophile kind of way.
- Are country singers, celebrities under twenty, and the Kardashians legally obligated to wear sequins or metallics at award shows?
- Why does Lady Gaga's handler keep telling Ryan Seacrest that the egg is dialating?
- Lately, I've really been liking Nicki Minaj's album. Tonight on the red carpet she looks ridiculous. On the upside, the leopard print perfectly matches her Queens accent. At least she knows how to pick her perfume: Chloe... @brynita would be proud.
- Snooki looks surprisingly fresh faced. Not too trashy, and less attention grabbing than many other people walking the red carpet. So out of character.
- Lady Gaga enjoys pushing the envelope, but sometimes it's just so over the top it overshadows her fairly decent voice. Tonight she arrived in an egg carried by four men. That's all I have to say about that.
